GRAB LIFE BY THE BOTTLES AND GET PHUKDUP
Our patented finger holes bottle design makes drinking cool, functional, and safe.  Whether you like drinking when taking an exam, flying your helicopter, or taking a chug while cruising on your skateboard, we have you covered.  You never have to worry about container slippage while grabbing our PHUKDUP Bottle.  GRAB LIFE BY THE BOTTLES  and
GET PHUKDUP   GOT PHUKDUP?   THAT'S PHUKDUP. 
Grip It, Sip It, Rip It, and Reuse It